🚨 URGENT HUMAN OBSERVATION Humans refuse to place their heads directly on flat surfaces. Instead, they construct: Soft rectangles, fill them with fluf, and gently rest their skulls on them for approximately 6–9 hours. They call these objects: Pillows. This behavior is universal. This requires investigation. 🧠 First Question: What Is a Pillow Actually For? At first glance, a pillow appears unnecessary. Humans could simply lie down but the human head is heavy. Very heavy. It

🚨 SURPRISING FACT (Please Sit Down) Large, elaborate pranks are not timeless. I repeat: Humans have not always enjoyed tricking each other “for fun.” This shocked me. Modern humans assume people in the past behaved exactly like people today—just with worse dental care and fewer snacks. But prank culture as we know it is a very new human software update. If someone in the medieval world had spent months creating a massive, expensive “gotcha” moment, the villagers wouldn't ha